Have you ever wished the world was a bit more blingy?

I found the perfect solution for our garbage problem. Not recycling. Not conservation. And definately not offshore dumping.

Sustainable-blinging. With only half a can of Pep-boys gold spraypaint you can revitalize your whole neighborhood. Works great on 40's, abandoned couches, and even the homeless. But wear a mask. Spraypaint is extremely hazardous to your health.