100 excuses (in the works for 'F is for Ephemera')

1. That's the same time when I'm going to church to learn about the Da Vinci code. 2. I can't till my girlfriend comes back from Laos. 3. I don't even know the Gold Fronts. 4. I only did it once. 5. I can't find the form. 6. I never got the form. 7. I think I'm allergic to you. 8. I have to go home and feed my cat. 9. I stayed up to 3:30 in the morning watching electronic hip hop noise. 10. I got a tack in my tube and had to stop at College Cyclery. 11. I got to get up early tomorrow. 12. My friend's dad is expecting me to help him finish polyeurethaning his roof. 13. I don't like hip hop. 14. I'm going to my friends bird show that night. 15. I have to be back early so I can paint a wall. 16. I don't speak Japanese. 17. I left my rollerblades in Sacramento. 18. I lost the manager's number. 19. It's my first time narrating a story. 20. I forgot my belt on my other pants at home. 21. It's a new card and the pins not activated yet. 22. I have to go cook dinner for my mom. 23. I'm not double jointed. 24. I'm driving tonight. 25. I just woke up. 26. I have to go drop off a video. 27. I have to wait for a call. 28.